If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.
Note: I received this tidbit from the Derita Reporter email service. It was created by someone named George, submitted by Rich Haag to somewhere unknown, and has been spreading virally ever since.
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